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MERGERS & ACQUISITIONS INTERN
MUNICH, DE
APR 2026 — OCT 2026

Every deal starts as a blank deck and a data room full of unanswered questions. On the TMT team, I help turn that into a story investors can act on — teasers, IMs, and pitch materials built on CCA and CTA analyses that hold up under scrutiny. The other half of the job is less glamorous: long-lists, market research, and data rooms that have to be right before anyone else sees them.

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PRIVATE EQUITY INTERN
MUNICH, DE
JUN 2025 — SEP 2025

The other side of the table from where I usually sit — not building the case for a deal, but deciding whether someone else's case holds up. I helped the investment team stress-test fund strategies and portfolio companies before committee ever saw them, then wrote the memos and DD reports that made the argument one way or the other. It's where I learned what real conviction looks like when actual capital is on the line.

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FOUNDER & CEO
BREMEN, DE
AUG 2022 — PRESENT

Started this on evenings and weekends, alongside a full-time analyst role — sourcing manufacturers, building the brand from nothing, and figuring out sales channels by trial and error. What began as a side project became something a global spirits brand wanted to put its name next to: a partnership with Bruichladdich, part of Rémy Cointreau. Still running it.

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ANALYST · SECURITIES HOLDINGS STATISTICS
FRANKFURT, DE
APR 2022 — SEP 2024

National statistics are only as good as the data underneath them — and someone has to catch it when a bank's reporting doesn't add up. That was my job in the securities holdings statistics department: chasing down discrepancies with the institutions that filed them, and building Python, Excel, and Power BI tools so the next validation cycle would be faster than the last.

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COOPERATIVE STUDENT · SEVEN DEPARTMENTS
FRANKFURT, DE
APR 2019 — APR 2022

Where it started. Seven rotations through the machinery of a central bank — FX markets one semester, banking supervision the next, then credit analysis, securities statistics, vault operations. Less a single job than a crash course in how money actually moves through a system, department by department.

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